1. Find a sentence / stanza / paragraph from a book / poem / what have you that you adore.
2. Write it out, along with the name of the source and the author's name, using your usual handwriting (and for extra points, your favourite pen)
3. Scan it / take a picture of it / etc. and post it in the comments.
4. Copy this to your journal
I present to you the following IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION.
I AM SURE THIS WOULD FOIL THE DOCTOR.
The next page helpfully contains a sketch of a grey, with an arrow pointing out the general area where the eyes are. (The head.)